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wearesorryfortheinconvenience: the-girl-silhouette: vegandtheli...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:31:09 -0400

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

what if your code is 1221

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Thu, 09 May 2013 23:35:32 -0400

colfricans: why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:27:06 -0400

colfricans:

why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls

screamingissues: Where’s the version for the guy!!?

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:14:12 -0400

screamingissues:

Where’s the version for the guy!!?

thebluthcompany: lesserjoke: Meet the Beardlsey family, who...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:06:12 -0400

The Beardsley Family collectively goes as Tobias Fünke for Halloween.

Gay marriage pirate and hair-plugs.

Never-nude blue man.

Frightened inmate #2 / Dorothy.

Diamond cream.

Tobias, you blowhard!

thebluthcompany:

lesserjoke:

Meet the Beardlsey family, who decided to dress up as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development this past Halloween. Yes — all of them. Mother Autumn (Mrs. Featherbottom) explains:

A lot of people have asked how we got our kids to do it. I don’t really know why they do it, they just do. Like I said, the show is part of our family, and has taught us that family is the most important thing (unless of course you mean of the things we eat, in which case it’s breakfast).

More pictures at the link!

http://autumnandbarrett.blogspot.com/2012/11/getting-funke-on-halloween.html

BEST.FAMILY.EVER

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Thu, 09 May 2013 22:00:11 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:04:45 -0400

ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:54:57 -0400

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

youthpenis: do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:50:58 -0400

youthpenis:

do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the basic bitches know that you’re the beyonce of your class because i do

westbor0baptistchurch: “Remember that one time you had an emotional breakdown and started crying...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:46:30 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

“Remember that one time you had an emotional breakdown and started crying and cursing everyone out?”

po-op: this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:43:09 -0400

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:59:48 -0400

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thebonepalaceballet: words of wisdom from Ron Swanson

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:49:42 -0400

thebonepalaceballet:

words of wisdom from Ron Swanson

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:14:40 -0400

lady-banner: nicolegendary: #this is literally the best...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:14:19 -0400

lady-banner:

nicolegendary:

#this is literally the best photoset i’ve ever seen

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:07:28 -0400